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About Us

At Dinos 'R Us, we have all of your Extinction Event needs covered! Meet our team who preserve fossils, prepare premium Survival Bunkers and throw the wildest 'End is Near' parties that you've ever laid your paws on!

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Meet the Team

This is our Dinos 'R Us Team. Get to know our staff before the next meteor shower!

Fossil Director

Dina Saur

Dina is always ready for a roaring good time. Her role is to preserve the fossils from the Dinozoic Era. She excels at finding objects in high places and locating missing people in crowds.

Extinction Lead

Furious Frank

While Frank is known for easily flying off the proverbial handle, his doomsday beliefs have allowed him to secure a bunker space for all dino-kind. If you can deal with his temper, he will help you survive the next meteor extinction event.

Mood Manager

Rex the Tex

As their name implies, Rex is from Texas. As a Texan, he believes that bigger is better for absolutely everything. As Mood Manager, Rex is known for throwing large-scale events that will rival even the most explosive extinction event.

Services

Are you tired of listening to your Mamasaurus worry about the next Extinction meteor? Check out our services that offer end-to-end solutions for all of your Extinction Level Events.

We can help with the following services:

- Planning the perfect event to celebrate the next large, Earth-bound meteor with all of your family & friends!

- Organizing & stocking premium Extinction Bunkers for all of your survival needs!

- Preserving any remaining fossilized materials from the conspiracy theorist in your life who said you were nuts for buying an Extinction Bunker!

- Dino ancestry services - find out whose egg clutch your herd was hatched from, going back up to 10 generations!

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Fossil Preservation

Extinction Preparation

Event Management

Dino Ancestry Services